The funniest food related letter of complaint ever

I am currently in tears at my desk at work because a friend had linked to this letter on facebook. I have only got as far as the following lines:

Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it's Christmas morning and you're sat their with your final present to open. It's a big one, and you know what it is. It's that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.
Only you open the present and it's not in there. It's your hamster Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing. That's how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this

Read more here, but youre probably better off doing this in the comfort of your own home where nobody can see you crying with tears.